{MUST READ} LMAO: MY FUNNY MAPOLY DIARY:

* You ask your friends..how far with reading?
They said they haven't started...only to get to
BABALAKIN/3IN1 and find out they have a permanent sit.
* Lecturers telling you "buying my HANDOUTS is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list
of those that buy.
* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself if it was to be Unilorin... I would have been a 2.1 graduate by now.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
* In MAPOLY, you don't need to go far for anything...right in your hostel you have an
electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a
drug dealer).
* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside
campus and before you know it...she has hugged
like 15 guys.
* MAPOLY guys can configure free browsing on small
Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join
o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats has been occupied by bags & books.
* Semester starts: MANDATE
Mid-semester: BACK OF MAPOLY FENCE (bean& bread )
Semester ending: hostel food ti take over
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya
tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol
*You've got automatic tickets to those babes when you have a car. I lie?
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop THE super human ability; answering 3hrs
question in 50seconds. Hahahahahaha....

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My Name is Olatunji Michael Afolabi Popularly known as Flowz. I'm a graduate of Moshood Abiola Polytechnic(MAPOLY), Abeokuta, Mass Communication Department. Disseminating Information and keeping students of the Institution updated has been my priority even before I became a Student of the Institution. This Blog was created in April, and many people has kept me moving through their Support, Motivation and Inspiration.